I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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