3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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