Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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