its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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