I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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