something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He did a backflip because drugs
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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