We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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