thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
