i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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