i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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