So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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