Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
love makes seman taste better
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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