OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
ttyl tear gas
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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