I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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