if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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