doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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