do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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