I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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