About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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