This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it hurts more in the daytime
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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