We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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