What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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