How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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