the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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