I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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