As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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