Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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