Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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