You surviving the open bar?
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Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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