I only kidnapped one of them. chill
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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