my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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