You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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