I want to stick my p in your. b.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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