yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
