This girl is more easily done than said...
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
