Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So drunk its hurt
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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