in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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