He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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