gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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