He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I forget how to act sober
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