I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just pee around me
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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