Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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