hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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