sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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