do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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