S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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