An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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