Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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