porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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