come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think my fart just growled at me.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Randomize
