But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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