Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Be still, my beating vagina.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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