is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY