Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."