YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Alive.
So much puke
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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