Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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