i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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