im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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