then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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