i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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