so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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