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Fuck
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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